Mobile Personality Detection Guide 1
“Show me your phone, and I shall tell you who you are! “Don’t worry if you haven’t heard about that before. At least now you have. Check below to see which of the following personalities is yours. If none of the profile fits you, then watch out for more.
The “High Tension” (PHCN) personality:
- Your ring-tone will give the most unruly “Made-China” 95oKVA generator a run for its eardrum bursting talent
- Your phone bears the best bumps and scratches that come from your restless fingers every few seconds. (This means that you are a Nokia-4-Lifer, since it is a smash proof brand!)
- Your new-message tone sounds louder than your incoming-call tone (Nokia-4-ever again)
- Your keypad buttons are permanently set to keypad tone=MAXIMUM mode. Which means that by paying attention to the rhythm your keypad buttons belt out when pressed in quick succession (i.e. during a messaging session), anyone with half-brain would effortlessly deduce the contents of your outgoing SMSes.
- Your phonebook is always full to capacity because you save every phone number seen on TV including AIT Adverts and Sponsorship desk, etc, billboards, on Radio (Cool fm, Raypower), and in newspaper adverts(Shoprite) etc.
- Your message inbox is perpetually full to capacity because you are always too busy/ hassled to delete messages.
The “Rule of Law” (Dividends of Democracy) Personality
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